The world must balance.

So I totes have internet in my room now.  You know what that means?

Unrestricted watching of "Buffy The Vampire Slayer".
No more sitting outside of the library or Starbucks late at night.
I can upload videos anytime.
Blogs can happen more often.

I can skype from the safety and warmth (or coolness) of my room.
Tumblr.  Period.
Online window-shopping.

But...the world has to balance.  Do you know how it's decided to keep my overwhelming joy in check?

My ventilation is leaking. 

lies and slander

LIES!  LIES AND SLANDER!

That's what my friend says.  All the time.  And it's hilarious.

You know some things that are lies?  Straight up UNTRUTHS?


1. I am normal.
2. I hate cheese.
3. I love dead pig.
4. Your face is disgusting.
5. YouTube is evil.